Login credentials don't work on day one
Name badge printed wrong
Too many Slack channels to join
Welcome swag bag with branded items
Orientation video from five years ago
Same question asked to three different people
Org chart studied but still confusing
First team standup involves everyone saying their name
Assigned a buddy who is also new
Desk setup interrupted by a laptop issue
Culture deck referenced at least once per meeting
First one-on-one scheduled for two weeks out
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Security badge doesn't scan on a door
Cafeteria or kitchen located on the second day
Imposter syndrome hits by Wednesday
Office tour where you remember nothing
Someone's name forgotten immediately after learning it
First assignment description unclear
Acronyms used without explanation
Someone says 'you'll figure it out as you go'
Slack DM too long to fit in the window
Happy hour invite extended on day two
New hire trying to look busy while lost
Reading the employee handbook for the first time
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