Plant Shopping Bingo

Monstera bigger than the shopping cart

Latin name you'll forget before you reach the register

Pot that doesn't come with the plant

Plant with a care tag that says 'easy' but lies

Staff person who clearly knows all the plants personally

Price difference between the big box and the nursery

Succulent labeled 'drought tolerant' that still died for someone

Trailing vine hanging from a display hook

Misting station that's always on

Rare variety that's sold out but there's a waitlist

Smell of wet soil and fertilizer everywhere

Overloaded cart that barely fits through the aisle

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Impulse buy of a plant you have no room for

Customer asking which plants are hard to kill

Fiddle leaf fig that judges everyone

Greenhouse section that's ten degrees warmer than outside

Orchid display that looks impossible to maintain

Cactus collection that pricks you immediately

Terracotta pot selection better than expected

Carrying a plant to the car like an infant

Overwintering houseplant section in spring

Begonia someone's been cultivating since before you were born

Someone Googling care instructions in the aisle

Bright green new growth on something that was struggling