- Diaper Raffle Entry
- Guessing Game Struggle
- Unsolicited Advice
- Present Is Clothes
- "Sleep Now" Warning
- Gift Wrap Disaster
- Another Baby Book
- Someone Cries Happy
- Future Playdate Mention
- Obvious Gender Reveal
- Guest Is Overdressed
- "My Kid Did That"
- Cake Has Blue/Pink
- Pretend To Care
- "So Cute!" Overload
- Awkward Group Photo
- Someone Brought Wine
- Parent To Be Yawns
- Tiny Shoes Gift
- Registry Item Acquired
- Relatives Ask Plans
- Someone Mentions Belly
- Hand Sanitizer Offered
- Leftovers For Days