- Always Late Again
- Never On Time
- Rarely Answers Texts
- Often Forgets Keys
- Sometimes Hits Snooze
- Usually Wears Sweatpants
- Frequently Checks Phone
- Occasionally Buys Coffee
- Almost Never Cleans
- Often Sees That Guy
- Rarely Returns Calls
- Always Says "Fine"
- Never Finishes Series
- Frequently Overthinks
- Sometimes Eats Cereal
- Usually In Bed By 9
- Almost Always Tired
- Often Misplaces Wallet
- Never Takes Out Trash
- Rarely Responds Quickly
- Always Pretends To Listen
- Frequently Forgets Names
- Sometimes Stares Blankly
- Usually Needs More Coffee