- Always Early
- Forgets Wallet
- "The Good Old Days"
- Asks For Directions
- Owns Many Books
- Misplaces Keys
- Wears Sensible Shoes
- Talks About Weather
- "Back In My Day"
- Has A Catchphrase
- Complains About Traffic
- Tells A Long Story
- Offers Unsolicited Advice
- "I Knew That"
- Loves Discounts
- Finds A Penny
- Wears A Vest
- Drinks Black Coffee
- Mentions The Lawn
- "It Was Cheaper Then"
- Car Parked Crooked
- Clears Throat Loudly
- Explains Obvious Thing
- Carries Too Much